Monday, May 12, 2008

teen counceling....

yo, not much has happened here worth mentioning. xcept, yesterday some idiot teen and his friend walk in with that "i'm fukin cool and you is not," attitude. you know, the "tough guy/u know who the fuk I is?" thang. generally, i just let them be. but this time, fukface comes up to the counter and asks,"you got fuckin camel filters?" so i reply,"yeah I fuckin got motherfuckin camel filters." he looks up with that "hard" look
and says,"what?" I says," you say fuck, so i says fuck too." he then tries the "my friend's here so i'm a tough guy." "i can talk like that, you can't talk like that."...... i take a moment then reply with," get the fuck outta here lil bitch befo
i go out there and slap you." now i'm expecting some come back, which i'm dying for cuz
the tazers got fresh batteries in it. but the bitch ass muhfucker just leaves. ??? "fuck man, i wanted tazer time so bad." of course whens he's a safe distance away he starts jawing. classic pussy. one o these days, i will hold the hammer of retribution and strike down on these punkass bitches. until that day, i will keep the batteries fresh. peace!

2 comments:

Mattdub said...

Aight man, where are you at? I gotta know. Tha 909?

Anonymous said...

yup

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