Drama aint too cool....

Yo, wat up?.... well, let me tell you yo, some crazy ass drama went down 2 days ago..... I'm talkin, "10 cop cars, fire truck, ghetto bird(helicopter)," drama for your mama type shit....So get this, round 6:30pm, this chic with her shirt all bloodied walks in. She looks like she just got "fuked up." No shoes, bloody nose and all that. But her shirt is soaked with blood in the stomach area. And she's cluthching her stomach. So Rawl goes,"Eddy, there's a girl bleeding here." (no matter what it is, its always the same tone. fire, someones shooting, how much is ___?.. same tone.)I peep the cameras then I grab the phone and hit 911 as I head out. That's when I asses that she most likely has a stab wound. Probably to the gut. And she's a bit dazed n shit. So i told her,"Sit down, the paramedics are on their way." I run back in and grab a towel, and instuctr her to apply pressure to the wound. Naturally, she doesn't listen and proceeds to blow her nose instead. Now it's me n the jase man handling the situation. We keep telling her to put pressure on the would. but at this point, she's hyperventilating n shit. ( I'm thinking she's going into shock. and from what i seen on tv, that shits no good) So I'm like,"just calm down n breathe... deep slow breaths." (I'm even doin that hand motion shit where you fan your hands up towards your face. when the fuck did that become the international "breathe" sign?)But at this point, her eyes are rollin up, shes hyperventilating, and she starts losing consciousness. slumping sideways and her head even went into the cardboard box we use as a trash can. I start clapping my hands and yelling for her to wake up. and then, reminiscent of a scene from "platoon or saving private ryan" type shit, the jase man gets all up in it. Grabs the towel, starts applying pressure, and yelling for her to get up. "you gotta get up, they're on their way.....
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE AMBULANCE?!!!" (just like those drama scenes in the movies n shit.) Jase is all covered in blood n shit. I'm thinkin,"damn, she's gon die.. fuck man, I own want no chic dying up in here." then the first cop rolls up. I spit out the lingo," female hispanic, late twentys, 5'5" aprox 150-160lbs, possible stab wound
in abdomen. witness claim she walked from that direction."(I've called 911 many times) so he radios the shit in. Fire n Paramedics arrive shortly after and take over for Jase the "medic."
Paramedics start checking her out and I hear a female officer saying in spanish,"where are you bleeding from?" the girl who's conscious now just say's some dudes name. And it turns out that Jase knows the dude! at this point, they bring out the stretcher and load her up. thats when i took a moment to look around. Fukin eh, there was like 10 hooras(cop cars), a fukin ghetto bird(heli), a big fire truck and the paramedic truck along with the ambulance. So jase n I go back in the store. where I'm all,"who the fuck is this dude?" turns out that he's a regular customer. and then a cop tells me that she may have been wounded in her "private area." Holy shit! that's some dirty ass shit!......(to be cont.)