Hey guys, whats up? In case you've noticed, there hasent been much about Jase lately.
well, its because the "dumbass" has been riding the fine line of,"your fired, bitch"
lately. I really believe that the drug use has done massive amounts of brain damage.
When I tell him something, if its the right angle, I think I really see the back of his head when we make eye contact. I've given him some breaks cause his new "crib" burnt down.(2nd bum mansion up in smoke.) Shit was on the news and eurthang.
So anyways, yesterday I asked Jase if he was hungry. To which he replied, "yes,wat u got?" So I ask "you eat shrimp,right?" Jase: "uhh, i don't know, i ate shrimp coctail once. Is that shrimp?" long pause......(backstory: Before this we had a conversation about fish. I asked him if he wanted some fish tacos. To which he replied, "No, I dont eat fish." Yet i remembered him eating half my tuna sandwich 2 days before. me: "Hey asshole, you just ate a tuna sandwich the otherday." Jase: "Tuna's not a fish"....pause....me: "Oh yeah, what is it?".... Jase:"Its dolphin." I let it be...) ... "no answer...." Jase "Is shrimp like fish?" me: "No bitch, its dolphin. Dumbass."
So he says, "Oh, alright. Hook it up."
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and on another note.....
Hey y'all, what it is? I've been wanting to post this vid up for a while, to showcase the talents of my crew, so i told Niik to edit out the," strange mating ritual" type strut, that "fruit boy" does before the impressive feat of athletic ability. but he's been lazy, so here it is.
When Niik's ass showed me the vid, I was like,"what, only a car? shhhht, I thought it was at least an suv... get that weak bullshit outta my face." and then I laughed as he cried..... nah, I'm just fuckin with you bout the cryin. peace in da middle east!

4 comments:
Good post Ed. haha keep'em coming
your stories are amazing.
That is golden. I will honestly never forget "it's dolphin dumbass"
LOL you are killin me! Thanks again.
hahahahaha i love it
Funny shit!
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