Thursday, July 10, 2008

aspirations, the higher the better... right?

Hey, aint posted cause not much has been happening. Just the basic idiocies of the hood. for example.... get this, First off, Jase is in some sort o group lawsuit with fellow trailer park dwellers against the Owner of the park. Turns out the owner, who's supposedly "ballin," (I believe he owns multiple trailer parks kinda the "Donald Trump" of trailer parks. cept instead o the helicopter, I think he pimps a "golf cart.) Hires the natives to do some maintenance around the "estates." I guess he gives breaks on the rent and even living quarters for some. (jase was housed up in some sort o tool shed for awhile) But then he starts workin em harder and doesn't pay. so long story short, a few of em are suing him. But the problem with having Jase as a client is that you can't just pick up the phone and holler at him, or stop by his crib. the muhfuker aint got no phone and for damn sure aint got no crib.
So the lawyers been sending their errand boys to the store to try and locate him. sometimes the dudes are stopping by like 4-5 times a day. So on one o those days, I see Jase's ass in the afternoon and tell him,"Hey bitch, your fukin lawyers are lookin for you. They been here all day....... They said they're gonna have to drop yo ass from the case if they don't reach you soon."(the last part was just made up, to fuk with him.) he goes,"oh, when? fuk that. How the fuk am I supposed to know..... " is when I interrupt," just kidding bitch, don't get your panties in a bunch." "just stick around and they'll show up." So of course, He bones out.... they keep showing up.
Later on in the eve., "idiot boy" strolls in all showered and shaved n shit. (a rarity, for I thought that the layer of dirt was just his complexion.) fool even did his hair.(gelled like a mofo) So I say," yo, look at jase, all cleaned up n shit.... you going to the sadie hawkins dance? You got another stained shirt fo your date?...... She gon rock a "gelmet" too?...... anyways, wtf? I told your ass to stick around. where the fuk jou go?..." jase: " I got a room at a motel."... me: "uh... what the fuck you gotta "shower up n shit" for?"....... Jase: "some of the lawyers are "chics................Aspirations, set em high. Looks like Jase got the "mojo" dispenser set on high. gonna bag him a "professional" type lawyer honey.

5 comments:

Craki said...

Hot lawyer chicks need cock too.

lainedrop said...

hey dude i love your blog. i live in phoenix too and i used to do graveyard at a gas station and the way you describe your work is exactly how i'd run my store. you gotta be a tough asshole or they will walk all over you. i had to be even more hardcore cuz im a chick! anyway i think korean dudes are hot too, so you're cool and you got a fan here! by the way i found your blog from metafilter and now im an avid reader!

eddy said...

yo Lainedrop, in muhfukin Phoenix... AZ. thanx for reading.
damn.. graveyard and your a girl. shhhhhht, you porobably got mo bullshit just for bein female. mad props for goin through that.... if they give you shit, "tell em what time it is!"

raymi lauren said...

gelmet haha

Zola said...

Haha, aw shit, look at Jase gettin all pimped out and shit. As pimped as a grungy dude gets, anyway.

"Reach for the stars, Jase!~" Haha I'm just foolin.

Ym (peace) & <3 (love)
~Z

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