the "machine"

yo, wass up? ain't too much up in here. Pretty peaceful if you askin me. aint cussed anyone out. (cept for Jase, but thats normal) Haven't had too many "fukface" customers, (you know, them "too cool 4 school" azzholes, usually short or chubby. always got attitude like they some tough guy, "billy bad ass." and you know, they just "Fakin the Funk."........ dumb fukers. I love it when one o the "real" homeboys walk in.... all of a sudden they start walkin normal and saying "excuse me" n shit. Always amusing.... which reminds me, I gots to let y'all know bout the "island" bros. straight up fuhkin "thug life," on the real yo. I'll post their story up in the next one or so.) But still get them "tighty" weasals who bitch n shit cuz the beer went up a whole .10 cents.... yeah, for real. they complain n shit over a freakin dime. I always think," does this fukhead ever get laid?" or "how small is his dick?" cuz you gots to have a "small" personality to complain bout a dime. fukin hate tight wads.... anyways, I wanted to spit a lil info on my boy, Rawl. This foo is a "machine." a fukin "work horse,".... nah, fuk a workhorse. he's better. for example: Rawls been with us for bout a year now and no bullshit.... he has used the restroom a total of 1 time. and that was like 6 months ago. (shhht, niik and jase pretty much got daily "restroom" breaks. sometimes, Jase's ass is in there for like 20 min n shit. ) He doesn't drink anything until around 6, when he eats. says that if he drinks then he pee's so he goes without. he don't snack, don't take breaks, just fukin handles his shit. and, on his days off, He helps his pops with the gardening service. He saves all his money, and helps his parents with groceries and bills..... the "machine."..... what sucks is that over the weekend, some cocksuckers broke into their yard and stole most of their eqipment. and this is right after his pops truck went to shit. so the badluck keeps piling up... no equipment means no business for rawls dad so Rawl gave his dad everything that he's been saving since he started here. like a couple grand. I think he was saving up to buy a car. fukin burn. I feel bad for the homie. but like I told him, "Its your Familia, you were probably a "mistake" or somethin, like the "raincoat" broke and yo fams is catholic so they couldn't get rid o your ass. so be grateful.............psyche, i didn't say that bullshit. it'd be fukin funny if i did though. I said," its family, you gotta throw down when needed."
peace...