First off, We gots my man, "New Jack." I don't know his real name so I just named him. (I have a habit of doin that) The reason for the name is cuz this dude reminds me of "pookie," (played by Chris Rock) from the old movie
"New Jack City." for those too young to member that movie, Its bout a crew coming up in the crack game. and all the perks and pitfalls of starting a drug empire. and pookie was a crackhead. (it was probably societies first glimpse of a new breed: "crackheads") If you were to watch the movie now, it would probably be laughable considering the exposure we've had to some top notch examples of, what I like to refer to as, "cracker jacks." (Dave chappelles, "Tyrone," is a fine portrayal. though some twisting of the true habits of said species are thrown in for comedy purposes.)
Back to my main man, New Jack. This guy is fukin classic. If the govt. were to gather a team of the best scientists n shit to build a "crackhead,"
I'd still put my money on my mans right here. This foo always comes in with that "be bop" walk. (where it looks like one o there knees is broke n shit. you know? the "be bop.") go straight to a corner. And just straight busts a muhfukin, old school "B-Boy" stance.(arms crossed, head tilted, wide stance) and if I say, "yo New Jack, what u need?" if there are other customers still in the store, he give me that nod. (the,"its not safe to talk bout this in front of other peeps," nod) So after the coast clears, he'll do a quick "look around," come to the counter, do another "look around." Reach in his jacket, pull out a dvd, put it down on the counter and say,"Bam, check this out dog." Then he'll step back a lil bit and resume the "b-boy" stance. And without fail, the fukin dvd is always some wackass, straight to dvd or old as hell bullshit. Like shit you couldn't even give away. then the fool will always throw out some ridiculous shit like, "just give me 20 bucks dog" my reaction is usually,"waaaaaaaat? for this bullshit? who the fuck wanna watch Dirty Dancing n shit? yous gonna have to pay my ass to watch that trash yo.... Now if he's real desperate, I will negotiate him down to like 3 bucks n buy it. Not cause I wanna watch
the movie, its just my way of being charitable to a cracker jack. cuz he makes me chuckle all the time. I usually give the movie away. I take it as though I'm paying a few bucks for quality entertainment. thats my main man
"New Jack." (another thing is he don't try to play me n shit. he don't try to steal n shit. He's just straight up, muhfukin "New Jack")
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will you be releasing action figures of your customers soon? I want New Jack in a B-Boy pose!
my babysitter let my bro and i watch new jack city when we were kids, i was fucking 4, hahaha. i thought every city was like that, totally sketchy 90s crime movies, such propaganda. though it was pretty scary in the 90s, people still think that's what it's like now.
4 yrs old? guess its good to learn the streets early. My dad took me to watch "Scarface" when I was 6. been wanting a cartel ever since. not even close to getting one. So I reside to using the "tony montana" accent for all illicit transactions.
yo eddy, this is a bit off topic but I stumbled upon this a thought it might be something you could use.
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