Hey, just wanted to fill you in on some recent events up here in the hood. and I can pretty much say,"only in the hood."
Something fuked up happened the other day. Across the street, a regular o mine got shanked in the heart. I think his two buddies got shanked but they weren't life threatening injuries. I'm glad to say that the "regular" survived. strong ass muhfuker.... I heard that the reason for the attack,(and this is heresay) was that as he was kickin it with his other homies drinkin n shit, some chick came up and talked to them. So he gave her a cigarette and a beer. I guess the chick's boyfriend saw the exchange and wasnt too happy. So dude,(the pillar of reason.) decided that the only option was to grab a knife and kill any fucker that talks to his girlfriend. cuz, how else do you convey your love?
Well anyways, the News peeps show up later that day. They roll up in the big van and all that. well, get this, while the news chic was doin her live thang, some fuker snuck in the van and took her purse........ I can confidently say,"only in the hood. yo"
About Me
- eddy
- I am a liquor store owner... in the hood. Now when I say "hood", I mean The,"holy mary, mother of god, that is ghetto!" hood..., and just so you know, I aint no rookie in the "liquor slang thang." I've pretty much been raised at one or another my entire life. (could possibly be why a clean cut Korean fellow will start speaking "all hood n shit" outta da blue.) Ive been in most of the ghetto cities, ie. East LA, Baldwin park, El Monte, south central, and even south Phoenix AZ. I have been in a "shoot out." with armed robbers. (no one died.) Been literally "bumrushed." (actual fuckin bums, like 8 of em, ambushed me.. )tell you more on that later. And yet, South "P-tizzy" as i like to call it, is the mufukin undisputed champion... yeah, for real. and don't be coming at me with some bullshit bout this hood n that hood. I's talkin bout this here hood, biatch. (sorry, the "ghetto talk" just comes out. maybe it's a form of tourettes.) anyways, I am not just a "liq store extraordinarre." I do manage a social life between work. but this aint bout me, its bout the liq slangin.
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2 comments:
That bitch should have known better. LOL!
yeah, nothing shows love like shanking a guy in the chest. To think i have been buying flowers all these years.
Keep up the good work eddy.
thats pretty fuckn funny re: purse stealing
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