A lil piece of info has befallen acroos my path yo. Turns out that "Violin's" crazy ass wife, you know the one thats always screaming n shit and according to Violin the other day, They won the publishers clearing house last week. They're gon get $10,000
a day for ten years. I said,"Holy moly! another sweepstake? thats like 3 in the past 6 months. Did you tell your buddy Peter Pan yet?" violin: "oh no, it's coming. its coming." The crazy pissy pants that was yelling at her husband last week in front o the store. So I go out and say,"HEEEEYYY! TAKE IT EAZY! NO YELLING IN FRONT O THE STORE. THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NO YELLING ZONE!" she turns towards me and with her half demon child half smoked for 35 yrs voice says,"FUCK YOUUU!" me:"THAT'S IT, 2 YEARS! YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A 2 YEAR SUSPENSION!" she started to talk some mo shit, but I cut her off with,"YOU WANNA PUSH FOR 3? HUH? HUH? CAUSE I GOT PLENTY WHERE THAT CAME FROM."... "alrighty then." some o the regs were laughin they asses off... yeah, that one. Well it turns out that she is Rawls... AUNT! yeah no shit. fo fukin real yo! his uncle is married to her sister. Haaahhhaa! she don't know... yet! but last time they were yelling at each other, I said to Rawl," yo, you gon let him talk to your aunt like that?" aaaahhhhhh! this ones gon be good yo! peace....
About Me
- eddy
- I am a liquor store owner... in the hood. Now when I say "hood", I mean The,"holy mary, mother of god, that is ghetto!" hood..., and just so you know, I aint no rookie in the "liquor slang thang." I've pretty much been raised at one or another my entire life. (could possibly be why a clean cut Korean fellow will start speaking "all hood n shit" outta da blue.) Ive been in most of the ghetto cities, ie. East LA, Baldwin park, El Monte, south central, and even south Phoenix AZ. I have been in a "shoot out." with armed robbers. (no one died.) Been literally "bumrushed." (actual fuckin bums, like 8 of em, ambushed me.. )tell you more on that later. And yet, South "P-tizzy" as i like to call it, is the mufukin undisputed champion... yeah, for real. and don't be coming at me with some bullshit bout this hood n that hood. I's talkin bout this here hood, biatch. (sorry, the "ghetto talk" just comes out. maybe it's a form of tourettes.) anyways, I am not just a "liq store extraordinarre." I do manage a social life between work. but this aint bout me, its bout the liq slangin.
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Again Pure Great
Keep it Up
Hmmm, sort of an "aunt-in-law". how come you only just found out now?! and how did you find out anyway? I say next time you give them demerits. you should keep a white board up at your store with your reg's names and put star stickers by their names when they're good. how 'bout for every 10 stars, they get a free Pabst Blue ribbon or something?
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