Jack was like those muhfukin flies that keep landing on you. where your constantly waving, hoping it goes away. but it don't. just keeps irritating the shit outta you.
Like standing at the edge of the parking lot with whatever weapon he conjured up. Fukin broomstick, metal pole, rocks etc.... and yell shit like," COME ONNNN MOTHERFUCKER. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. COMEON OUTTTTTT!" So I would run out there with my weapon,(it was a Louisville Slugger TPX aluminum bat) expectin a battle, but he would run away. I'd go back to work n within 5 min. the Piece o shit would be back doin the same shit. would go all fuckin day. and thats just the tip o the iceberg. I can go on and on, but i think you feel me,?... You see, I realized then that Bums have an advantage over regular folk when it comes to the game of "annoyance." They aint got no job. Do you realize how much time that would free up in a day? They can allocate days, even weeks to their goal. Advantage: Bum.
After puttin up with it for weeks, I finally had enough of this punk crackhead mufuker. I had to hurt him but not "hospitalized" hurt, you know? So I decided to go with a test mission first. On my way out, to prolly Walmart, that night, I grabbed my BB gun. I knew where he slept.(across the street, empty lot, on a trashed couch) So I figured it would be a good idea to see how much, if any, damage/pain I could inflict from a distance. So as I came around from the back of the market to make a right turn, I stopped, pulled the BB gun, took aim,(it was dark as hell but I could faintly see his figure. he was standing at the moment.) and fired 3- 4 shots at him.
Then I see him grab his ass and yell,"AHHHHHHHHOWWWWW,SONOVABITCCHHH." test: pass. advantage: me n my trusty bb gun. I was laughin my ass off as I drove off. "Redemption" was near. I could fukin feel it. you knowwww? uh huh. anyways, the next day when I saw him the end of the lot, He was all yellin n shit. and I knew that he knew. So I yelled out,"Hey Cracker Jack, hows yo ass?" and smiled. Fool was all ragin away. Soon, I thought to myself. Very soon.....(to be cont.sorry, no time yo. busy as hell.)
About Me
- eddy
- I am a liquor store owner... in the hood. Now when I say "hood", I mean The,"holy mary, mother of god, that is ghetto!" hood..., and just so you know, I aint no rookie in the "liquor slang thang." I've pretty much been raised at one or another my entire life. (could possibly be why a clean cut Korean fellow will start speaking "all hood n shit" outta da blue.) Ive been in most of the ghetto cities, ie. East LA, Baldwin park, El Monte, south central, and even south Phoenix AZ. I have been in a "shoot out." with armed robbers. (no one died.) Been literally "bumrushed." (actual fuckin bums, like 8 of em, ambushed me.. )tell you more on that later. And yet, South "P-tizzy" as i like to call it, is the mufukin undisputed champion... yeah, for real. and don't be coming at me with some bullshit bout this hood n that hood. I's talkin bout this here hood, biatch. (sorry, the "ghetto talk" just comes out. maybe it's a form of tourettes.) anyways, I am not just a "liq store extraordinarre." I do manage a social life between work. but this aint bout me, its bout the liq slangin.
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AH HA! I was right! check my last post about him getting shot right in the ass!
not that i really want to know, but where do bums and their girlfriends have sex? i am imagining that boyfriend girlfriend means like in grade school, where its really just a title but no action.
Bums have Girlfriends? Well atleast you know they arn't after your money. Makes you wonder what they are after though...
Their after your cardboard box and the real estate that it's on! Or maybe it's a security thing, who knows. Any bumms out there can shed a light on this one for us.
dude, finish the story already!
yo eddy
this is the best blog ive read in a long time.
is your store the same Eddy's that Prince Yi Seok used to work at?
thanx ^^^ glad you like it. and no, I dont think were talking bout the same store. never had anything but local boys workin up in hure.
Prince as in "royalty"?... workin at a liquor store? thats nuts. even more so if that was just his name n shit. Cuz it be tough to rock that name out here.
nah for real! check out this article, prepare to bug out...
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/20/world/20yiseok.html?pagewanted=all
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