Meet the regs...Snoop

Hey,.... I would like to introduce you to "Snoop." Of course its my nickname for her. I just think she looks like the real snoop dizzle. You know?... Well shes more like,"What if Snoop Dogg had chosen a life of crack." He should hire her to remind himself to never ever try crack.... anyways, me n "snoop" here r pretty cool. I can't understand half of what she says, but we get along. She's actually "Locs" sister.(a splittin image indeed.) But she's the shot caller of the "CrackerJack Crew." She aint no baller, but She a shot caller. I guess one out of two aint too bad. But the funny thing bout her, is that she gets all "gangsta" on Rawl. I'll be chillin out back and I'll hear her start raising her voice.."bere my bhuhkin chain? bhukthatmuerbhuken chhiit!"(translation: wheres my fuckin change at? fuck that motherfucken shit!) I'll come out and she'll go off bout how Rawl tryin to jack her shit. and I'll start instigating. Like "yo. Rawl why u trying to jack snoop?, She gettin all gangsta on you." "Snoop, he said he won't do it no mo." and She'll walk away all mumblin n shit. As I laugh at Rawl and tell him,"yo, watch out holmes, you want the "Dog pound gangsta crips" on yo ass?".... peace. (fyi, there's never any mistake or whatnot on Rawls part. it's just snoop trippin.)