The question with no answer.

Hey yo, just a quick rant on some shit that happens quite a lot. Occasionally, somebody will walk in and ask a question that will leave me speechless. And that aint no easy thing. They'll say,"Hey, How much is your beer?"... I'll just look at em for while and reply,"I don't know how to answer that question." and some take it even further and respond with,"yeah your beer, how much is it?" with that tone as though I am the one that should be wearing a helmet. at this point, my left hand is already reaching for "tazer time," but I know that stupidity doesn't constitute "tazer," as a response.(I wish it did.) So I usually respond with,"Okay, you want me to start alphabetically or with imports? you got some pen & paper cause I'm only gon do this once." or I'll say," You want me to count up the beer in the storage room too or just the ones in the walk in cooler?" thats when they finally specify which beer they want prices for. But what the fuck yo? Its like walkin into a restaurant and sayin shit like,"hey, how much is your food?"... Oh well, whattya gon do, right? its the hood yo. peace