The One...

Listen up y'all, I have found the "ONE." The alpha and the omega. Where the long arduous road of crackerville ends. The "ONE," to lead all crack heads in the new millenium. He has no name. (I just don't know it) So I call him the ONE...

I have never seen anyone or anything come close to the crackiness that the "ONE," possesses. I have left the store at 3-4am at times and have seen him on the street with a squeegie and a spray bottle straight on the hunt for a car windshield to clean. At that hour, the streets round here are empty yo, just shows the dedication of the "ONE." So if he ever graces your town, show some respect and give him some change. for he is the "ONE."