Beer Run

Hey, wassup? Check this shit out yo. Last Sat. Nik's up front, I'm in the back just chillin n shit. dude roles in. Has his hood on, but you can kinda tell he's more of an
"esl"{no hablas}type mexican cat. Generally those cats are pretty cool. So he goes to beer aisle, grabs a 12pk corona. And straight books. I'm still chillin and I hear Nik yellin,"Hey..." So as i take the four steps to the counter, Nik's out the door. So knowing that I aint gon be running n shit, I grab some mase and my sawed off baseball bat. Then I go out n asses the situation. i.e. do i need to lock the store, get the gun, or does the tazer time get another shot. it all depended on Niks situation. So then I reach the corner rockin my bat. Well lets not forget that Nik's ass jumps over cars n shit. And he been playin sports his whole life. And hes 25% black so naturally he can dunk n shit. and most importantly he's young. Now thats where beer runner boy
fucked up. You gotta scout your targets yo. He's prolly done it before and usually on some middle aged workers n shit. He prolly thought he was home free after he hit the corner. Nope, as i hit the corner Nik's gaining on him quick. 12pk drops. Now he's running and looking backwards then forwards. You know, that panicky fuckin run like when u was a kid and you were bout to get 'tagged' n shit. Yeah, that fuckin run. Some of the boys from the park saw and start coming over as we had a few good laughs. I pulled Nik off. Let it go, he didn't get shit. 2 broken bottles, we get credit. I think. But the moral of this story isn't about being athletic, or a slow beer runner, or scouting. It's the fact that I was slippin. got caught off guard. Shit's been kinda chill round here lately. Got a lil cocky. all this coulda been avoided by properly gearin up. Like the new BB-gun that I keep tellin myself to get but never fuckin remember. Cause that one woulda been bueno.(no car, Nik with the bb) partly cuz it aint like it used to be when you walked into walmart and walked out with a bad boy like my last one. They aint got shit no mo(airsoft n shit??)what the hells up with that shit?... anyways peace. I'll be shopping for a bb gun. Oh yeah, update on that taser baton thang. Shits wack, considering one o those cop ones. but I heard they're a lil different. like more defense then control. U see? cause Imma need the latter. multiple tazes are a necessity.