Hey what up?... anyways, I knew there was a reason I didn't knock jason upside the head for the "notary public," bullshit. its cause either way, he is entertaining at the least.
Jase begin weaseling his ass back up in here recently, and I aint pissed @ him. So I'll let the fool get me n Rawl some food n shit and let the fool have the cans n bottles. You know, shit like that. So dumbass the other day comes in n says,"can i get something to eat on credit? i just woke up and i'm starving." It was fuckin 5pm. So I asked him what he wanted. A can of pork n beans and a can of soda. I hooked him up. I even got the can opener and opened the can and asked if he wanted me to heat that shit up. He said he's good then proceeded to drink the pork n beans
right out the can. Like a mutherfukin milk shake. and then the bitch slams the can down on the lotto table. As if it were some sort of beer downing contest. Retardedly impressive, for the ability to eat room temp pork n beans and for being proud that he can down it. The Jase is a unique cat.
oh yeah, he lost his crib again... I'll fill you in on the outcomes of his last two cribs. comedy n caraziness... peace
About Me
- eddy
- I am a liquor store owner... in the hood. Now when I say "hood", I mean The,"holy mary, mother of god, that is ghetto!" hood..., and just so you know, I aint no rookie in the "liquor slang thang." I've pretty much been raised at one or another my entire life. (could possibly be why a clean cut Korean fellow will start speaking "all hood n shit" outta da blue.) Ive been in most of the ghetto cities, ie. East LA, Baldwin park, El Monte, south central, and even south Phoenix AZ. I have been in a "shoot out." with armed robbers. (no one died.) Been literally "bumrushed." (actual fuckin bums, like 8 of em, ambushed me.. )tell you more on that later. And yet, South "P-tizzy" as i like to call it, is the mufukin undisputed champion... yeah, for real. and don't be coming at me with some bullshit bout this hood n that hood. I's talkin bout this here hood, biatch. (sorry, the "ghetto talk" just comes out. maybe it's a form of tourettes.) anyways, I am not just a "liq store extraordinarre." I do manage a social life between work. but this aint bout me, its bout the liq slangin.
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That's fucking hilarious. You need to spring like $500 bucks for a DVR security system and put some of this shit up on the JewTube
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