Nik should be customer...

Cause he's an idiot sometimes. Fool say's he don't remember but from the evidence, it looks as though him and his idiot fukin friends were 'car surfing.' Something I told him that only crazy whiteboys on youtube do. Ghetto cats don't do that shit cause they aint got no insurance n shit. plus there's enough life threatening shit that goes on with just living here. like a few months ago, dumbass(Nik) was at the laundromat, on the otherside of town actually to avoid the gangs n shit, you know? when this Mex gang fuck approaches him, with that bobbin n weavin stupid shit they walk like. So anyways, Nik did like I told him, he walked away. He noticed that the dude was actin a lil weird n had his hands under his shirt. So he did the smart thing and walked away kinda zigzaging between cars.(I always advocate running in a circle 8 pattern a couple times but thats just me.) When he crossed the street, he was approached by a couple of street construction guys all panicky n shit askin if he was alright. cuase it turns out the Fuckhead lowlife peice o shit shot at Nik. Fukin Nik thought it was a car backfiring n shit. The construction dude saw the whole thing. WTF, right? Well like I said," enough dangers in the hood," aint no need to ask for mo shit. But I guess Nik n his friends figured they'd like a il bit mo. so the aftermath...

served: Emergency room- concussion with a side o blackeye.... shoulda whooped his ass after he got better cuz he left me hangin at the store solo. Good thing Rawl came in to cover towards the end o the day. Otherwise Nik mighta had a second serving... peace

beer runners and redemption (extended)

hey yo, had to add one of my favs of the beer runner chronicles. I particularly enjoyed this run but don't get me wrong yo, I thoroughly enjoyed all the others. cept for the couple times towards the end of her(bb-gun) service life when I would go to shoot and the co2 had leaked out. talk about turnin a smile upside down n shit. but anyways, I digress. This shit went down a while back. I was workin alone in the afternoon and it was pretty slow n shit. Then 3 mex gangstas from outta town roll in.(can tell from their tattoos) They act pretty normal. one grabs a 20pk while the other 2 just lookin around. so dude approaches the counter, rite? so I go to ring dude up and the muhfucker say's,"lates." and walks out. (It was a lil unexpected, cuz fo some reason, gangstas don't usually pull the beer run n shit. They seem to lean a lil bit mo on the "armed robbery" tip. but thats just my observance. u know?) notice i said,"walked." No runnin, yo. just straight strolled out with his homies. I guess they felt they too gangsta to run. maybe they was thinkin I was gon cower in fear of their tattoed gangstaness. who knows fo sure? but one thing they din't know was that they was fuckin with a,"trigger happy, didn't give a fuk where they from, BB-gun totin, master class liquor store clerk," that day. and the repercussions of doin such a silly thing.
I stepped out just as the fuckface with the 20pk was gettin in the car. I did me some, muhfukin rapid fire, machine gun shit on his ass, yo. Idiot was gettin hit pretty good, He was flinching as if he was being repeatedly stung by some bees. shit was pretty fuckin funny and what made it even better is the fact that he dropped the beer. (1 point for me.) and ducked in the car all quick n shit. He then tries to reach out to close the door but pulls his arm back in real fast. Cuz I'm still shootin at this point. He must yelled to his homie,"GO, GO!." Cuz they took off fast as hell. Tires skreeching n shit, door slamming shut as if they robbed a bank or some shit.
it was fuckin beautiful. I had a good chuckle while I went to pick up my beer. Fuckin dumbasses. I wondered how "gangsta" they were feelin after that shit... As I said before, Drinkin the sweet nectar from the goblet of redemption is fuckin sweet, yo! peace