Wassup y'all, just real quick:
Some o these muhfukers just make me twitch. Cuz I'm soo fukin itchin to just punch em
on the side o their head. I don't wanna do major damage yo, nothin to the face you know? Just a straight right to side o the head. Shiit I'll even wear a boxin glove, you feel me?
So fukin Leroy(Snoops husband)brings in his newest house guest or as i like to call em, the newest member o the "Crack Nation." (Throw your rocks up bitches!just like rocafella!))So after a muhfkin impromptu emergency conference meeting held in our beer aisle. I believe the topic was,"what 40oz should we get?" They finally agreed to roll with a motherfuckin,"King Cobra."(fyi: poor mans "Old English 800")They even axd for the price.($2.25)So the new
bitch rolls it to the counter like he a pimp. Then the bitch throws down 2 crumpled ass dollars. As if he didn't ax for the price 5 fukin seconds ago. So Rawl reiterates that it's $2.25. Bitch ass looks over to a construction worker I'm cashing a check for, and says,"hey, you got a quarter?" Is when we chime in and tell him,"nah dude, don't ask our customers for change." Then the bitch ass muhfuken cocksucker pulls out a dollar. You See? You See why? I aint askin for much, just the side o the head.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
update: Been some changes round hure
Hey yo, What up? I know, I know, Been laggin like a muhfuker on the updates n shit. Well first off, lotta shit has been changing:
The crazy lady moved down the street cuz i started banning all the bums who
camp out on the side o the store. So the bum front's been quiet.(the new crew o bums sucked anyways)Prior to that, caught this new black lady bum, terrifyingly huge and nasty, taking a dump on the side o the store. Rawl and I are leavin and he goes,"Ed that lady's taking a shit." me,"what?" Then the bitch comes scurrying out pullin up her pants n shit. I was like,"Awww what the fuck? That is some nasty shit! Thats it, I'm callin 5.0 on your ass! I aint seen her since. Thank God, cuz she was huge. She'd whoop my ass.
And the Jase man, He's finally gettin paid from the law suit against the trailer park owner. 30 grand, yo! So he's too ballin to be workin anymoe. It'd prolly last like 6 months n shit. we'll see wassup with that. A bunch of the twakker crew got paid, They all pimpin n shit.
I had some pics n shit, but my cam problems continue. A muhfukin valet went in my bag and stole my cam. Fuckin cocksucker, Imma set that bitch up and catch that prick cuz I know who did it. I fill u in on that shit.
So thats the quick update y'all, Sorry for the lag. Since Jase is gone, been havin to work the front a lil mo. Not as much time to chill at the computer. But I got some "memoirs," n shit comin up. peace....
The crazy lady moved down the street cuz i started banning all the bums who
camp out on the side o the store. So the bum front's been quiet.(the new crew o bums sucked anyways)Prior to that, caught this new black lady bum, terrifyingly huge and nasty, taking a dump on the side o the store. Rawl and I are leavin and he goes,"Ed that lady's taking a shit." me,"what?" Then the bitch comes scurrying out pullin up her pants n shit. I was like,"Awww what the fuck? That is some nasty shit! Thats it, I'm callin 5.0 on your ass! I aint seen her since. Thank God, cuz she was huge. She'd whoop my ass.
And the Jase man, He's finally gettin paid from the law suit against the trailer park owner. 30 grand, yo! So he's too ballin to be workin anymoe. It'd prolly last like 6 months n shit. we'll see wassup with that. A bunch of the twakker crew got paid, They all pimpin n shit.
I had some pics n shit, but my cam problems continue. A muhfukin valet went in my bag and stole my cam. Fuckin cocksucker, Imma set that bitch up and catch that prick cuz I know who did it. I fill u in on that shit.
So thats the quick update y'all, Sorry for the lag. Since Jase is gone, been havin to work the front a lil mo. Not as much time to chill at the computer. But I got some "memoirs," n shit comin up. peace....
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